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ARE YOU DYING TO KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET ON BOARD, AND BECOME A MEMBER?
Well, Dear Friends, It's a lot easier than you might think. OH, we know, we could easily ask HUNDREDS of DOLLARS for a membership this valuable! That wouldn't be very fair to YOU, our SPECIAL GUEST, or the DINOSAURS, and really, aren't the DINOSAURS, and YOU, what this whole excersize is all about? With that thought of charity, and giving in mind...We here at SAVE THE DINOSAUR! club are fully prepared to offer to YOU, our SPECIAL GUEST, for a limited time only, a ONE FULL YEAR membership certificate in YOUR NAME for the ridiculous low price of ONLY pr yr!! Remember, FRIENDS, this SPECIAL GUEST membership fee not only includes A FULL YEAR club membership with ALL the benefits, YOU ALSO GET 12 FULL MONTHS of our FANTASTIC NEWSLETTER! That's two JAM PACKED ISSUES delivered electronically right to your Email address! THAT'S NOT ALL! Not by a longshot! YOU ALSO RECEIVE one of our SAVE THE DINOSAUR! club T-shirts, to call YOUR VERY OWN! AND the COMMEMORATIVE BUTTON, PLUS, there's MORE!! LOTS MORE!! And All for the ridiculous low price mentioned above! MAIL YOUR CHECK TODAY!!!

send CHECK or MONEY ORDER to;
SAVE THE DINOSAUR!
2970 Bluewater dr.
Lake Havasu City, AZ. 86403

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